Because you’re going to marry me.
Excuse me?
You’re excused.
…
Someone stop me from creeping on all the dophie on this blog asjhfk my feels
You just made me ink…

I just think I have really nice hair, is all.
Yeah yeah. But if you hurt my baby i will murder you slowly and painfully. Danzel aint got nothin on me.

Considering he doesn’t have curly hair… no?
Not what i mean. The whole attempt at distraction thing is just silly.

Look at my hair. It’s curly.
Sweetie, my husband is Danzel Westley. You don’t think he’s never tried anything like that before?

Oh?
I didn’t know you knew..
http://troublesome-claire.tumblr.com/post/18840433055/more-wheres-tyler-i-actually-sorta-miss-him

Or or or or or you can have Claire massage your feet!
Shouldn’t you be trying to win her affections or something?
